Graduating December

I have made my decision. I will be graduating December and there are no current plans after that. I know a couple options so far but I do not know where and what I'll be. Wish me luck.

Also I meant to post more but I keep forgetting all my funny stories.

I had a little too much to drink.

So I have made a bet with 4 of my friends to not throw up this year. I did this to prevent myself from drinking too much. Well, even though I tried to refuse drinks all night, people I just met tried dumping their drinks on me, and eventually I was silly drunk. So I "tried" driving home and got my car stuck on a cable. Yes you heard that right. So Doug had to call triple A and the cop came. He told me I was lucky and I didn't get arrested. I learned a valuable lesson. If you make a bet to drink less, people are against you making you drink more. I hate you all and this only motivates me to win my money.

Congrats Doug

Doug good luck to you and your football career. He maybe be lucky but I'm even luckier. Thank you GOOD LORD. I love you all.

Weekend Update

I lost the RPS tourney. No tickets. I got killed.

I love it when I am confronting someone and a random third person has to step in and have his say. Please if you have no business, stay out of it.

If you ever read As_I_Lay_Dying , Little Miss Sunshine is the modern version of that.

Ugly Girl #3

In early high school, some girl I didn't know liked me. She called me and we talked on the phone. She seemed cool, and so I was willing to meet her. She turned out to be fat. I don't mean little chubby, I mean fat. I was so young then, my mom had to drive me. When my mom saw the girl, I was quite shocked she didn't make fun of me or not let me meet her. It's weird. My mom has never really sat down and taught me anything. She expected a lot and didn't ever teach me. However, when it came to dating, she was well experience and she definitely wanted to give me advice. So anyways, I had a little date with her. She was actually a year or two older, I don't remember. Usually girls I date are older since I'm young for my grade. But yeah, I still talked to her afterwards too. Which is crazy. She was fat and I was still willing to talk to her. But then I was advised not to date a fat girl and I trust his advice. Well, after that, I tried letting her down easy, but in the end I just had to be a jerk. Moral of the story is, don't date fat girls.

Daily Routine

Wake up.
Eat.
Gym.
Eat.
Sleep.

Lately I have been getting some financial things taken care of, playing computer games, or chatting online in between those events. I do not have cable. Infact I have given up TV for the most part. That's right no more wild animals. No more trashy reality TV shows. Only the occasional Grey's Anatomy and sports.

Side note, I plan on finishing school December.

This past weekend has also made me quite depressed. <3 you all and I hope you have a great day.

Ugly Girl Story #2

So back before I was in college, there were these younger girls that a crush on me. One of the girls however was amazingly ugly. Awesome. Well she kept bugging me so one day she asked me as a favor to take her on a date. She bought me like chick-fil-a or something but it was free and I was fat. However, this was a big mistake because now she wouldn't stop calling. I told her, to stop calling me, and I had to even threaten her that I would use legal measures. True story. Ugly girl. Really ugly girl.

Houston

Fun seeing everyone. Thanks I really needed this.

White Parties

Well as most of you know, I grew up with white people. I went to an all white school. There are ranches across the street from me. Horses feed on the yard next to mine. Yes, I am very comfortable being with white people. However, I will never go to a white party ever. The last time I went to a white party, I had a white girl with an Asian fetish hit on me. She got drunk fast and started doing things like grinding on my lap. Yes, you heard it right. This was not acceptable because for one it hurt because she was doing it so hard. I'm talking about a third leg or anything. Seriously, she was grinding that on my thigh. She also was not attractive. I think she thought I was too shy to make the move, you know the usual Asian stereotype. Eventually I got to eat her food because she's Jewish or something so she couldn't eat pork and you know how I love sausage. Yeah she ordered a breakfast meal at Denny's and only ate the eggs and tatters. Doug and I split the meat. Moral of the story is, I'm an ugly girl magnet. This is the one of many ugly girl stories.

Found a Real Bank

I went to Wells Fargo today and opened a bank account. I never had so much fun opening an account. I don't know if it were her big boobs, but I wanted to talk and be friendly. She just looks friendly. Maybe her boobs gives her confidence, I dunno. Yeah, I basically agreed on every deal and signed everything. The thing is I don't even know what they are. I think I got a credit card. I also got a free shirt. It's too bad she's over 30 even though she looks like mid/late 20s. Man I wish I didn't tell her that my parents want me to open an account so they can give me an allowance each month. I was thinking to ask her, "yeah maybe you can take me out or something and pay for my meal and drive me in your expensive car. Then afterwards maybe we can go to my bachelor pad and help me clean my room." So basically, Wells Fargo, I'm banking.


On a side note:
My phone is dead. I kinda killed it. I was on the verge of raging and so I kinda tapped my phone on my steering wheel. Phone looks same but doesn't do anything. Seriously though, it was a pretty gentle tap. You know one of those just kidding kinda rage thing. Like you're pissed but you decide a the last second to not to break anything. Well it still broke.

Last Final

Been busy studying for my last final. I really need to do well. But after tomorrow I'm free! I finally can unpack my stuff and fix my room up without being stressed about my test. And maybe some exciting things will happen and I'll be able to put it into my blog. I might make a couple trips to a couple cities in the next two weeks! HOLY WALRUSSssss!!!!11

Where them girls at?

After realizing there's a total of two girls in Austin, well one now because one is in Houston, I think one of the guys needs to get a girl friend and integrate us into the circle. If things come to worst, I'll even date the ugly girl for the team. I've been told ugly girls always have hot friends. But then you'll not want me around because I have to bring the ugly friend. OK we're screwed. See I'm becoming a better person. I'll sacrifice myself and date an ugly girl. Then I'll dump her to get to her hot friends.

RPS

I'll be entering Plucker's RPS tournament. I get a free shirt for entering and 2 Ohio St tickets for winning. Since I have a season ticket, one of the of tickets will be given away to Daniel because he told me about it and the other one will given to the first person that asks. Since you know I'll be winning the tickets, you better claim it now.

Bubble Boy

So today, on the court, this one guy smelled funky. Best part is I had to guard him. I guarded him for two games straight and after I came home I couldn't wash the smell of him off me. But during the whole game we're all laughing about how bad he smelled. And the whole time I was thinking take a shower or something. But I come home and everything was so clear. This guy wants to smell good but clearly it's unwashable. So in the end, I just feel sorry for this guy and I tried to think of a solution for this guy. And I thought of maybe he should make a bubble around him like Bubble Boy. I don't know if you guys seen the movie, but it's a boy that is so sensitive that he had to have a bubble around him to protect him from every day life. So just imagine the exact opposite, which is this guy smells so bad that we need to protect everyday life from him. I think I'm become a better person already.

I am OLD!

Kids born in '88 are in college now. I quit life.

Directions or Landmarks?

We all know Asian girls are notoriously known for their driving. Infact, Asians in general are known as bad drivers. However, guys seem to know their direction and orientation better. If you ever ask a guy for directions he'll most likely say go east on a certain street then take left or a right turn on another. When a girl gives directions, she names landmarks. For example, a girl would say something like this, "Ok first you'll see a McDonalds and after about couple lights you'll see a green building. Ok well right after you pass that you'll see this street with brick mail boxes. Yeah turn there then go down until you see a big house with a blue trim on the door." I think you get the point. Seriously, you know how many streets there are with brick mail boxes. I mean a neighborhood usually have the same mail boxes. Yes there are some guys who does this also. But majority of girl do give directions by landmarks. However, landmarks can be helpful too. It's amazing how girls give directions like so, and they're able to find their way. So a combination of both is probably best. I've tried doing the combo thing but I don't know if people recognize the same landmarks as I do. It's like playing taboo when you name landmarks. The thing is, every girl I play taboo with have sucked. Well whatever.

And no I was never able to find the street with brick mail boxes that had the blue trim on the door.

Be a Man

I'm tired of hearing friends talk behind each other's backs. Nothing more to say than, if you can't say it to someone's face, then don't say it at all. I'm not saying this at a particular person or incident. I just think it needs to stop.

2nd Date with Caroyln... plus kelvin...

Again she says we're not dating but that's what she thinks. But anways, we watched a movie together again. In one of the movies we watched, Punch Drunk Love, a girl asks out a guy to a date. Now I've been on my fair of asking girls out on dates. Rejections suck and bad dates are a waste of money. And even the good ones, I'm thinking man how much longer until we start splitting bills. And it's not like you can ever suggest it because you'll look like an asshole. You just have to wait until she decides, "no, you don't have to pay for everything." From my experience and what others have told me, there's always a point in a relationship where the girl asks, "why don't we ever go out anymore?" It's easy, it's because the guy is so broke from paying all the time. But of course you can't give that response. You have to politely say, oh I've just been so busy and tired. I remember during the movie, Carolyn was digusted by the fact that the girl had to ask the guy out. I guess in the movie it was pretty lame on both parts. The girl asked the guy to take her on a date. If you do the asking I believe you should be the one doing the paying. Really, all it takes is a girl that takes showers and an occasional shaving of the under-arms and I'll happily say yes to a free meal. So really is it wrong for once that a guy doesn't have to pay? Can a girl at least help me by suggesting to pay half of the meal before I go completely broke?