Case of the Mondays

I was in a good mood in the morning. The bus came and the bus driver was kind enough to let us all pack in and just super over fill the bus. And it was so cramped I thought someone squished my banana and bruised it all up. It was all black on the outside but after I peeled it was fine. Anyways, so that was a pleasant surprise. So finally we got to campus and almost the entire bus unloads and I decide to take a seat. My bus stop is about on the other side of campus so I know I'll be waiting for a while. Then two stops later, a girl had to get off and she trips over my foot. So I shift my entire body and foot out of the way to help her. I don't know but she was moody and called me a jerk. I mean this isn't the first time I've been called that but I really wasn't trying to trip her. She was a fat girl and I didn't want any part in that. That really upset me. Who would trip someone on the bus on purpose? But then maybe she was mad that I moved my entire body out of the way but seriously if you are that insecure or fat, just loose the weight. I was pretty annoyed by that since I honestly wasn't trying to be an ass. If I'm purposefully an ass, I understand. But anyways, my bus stop was coming up and I got up as we approached the stop. Then this guy decided he was going to push me out of the way because he needed to get out. I thought getting up was a clear indication that I had to get off too, so I just shoved him out of the way. Now that's an ass like thing to do. And I was content. Wow and that was only the bus ride. There's more but it's boring. Basically, don't piss me off because you will die.