Found a Real Bank

I went to Wells Fargo today and opened a bank account. I never had so much fun opening an account. I don't know if it were her big boobs, but I wanted to talk and be friendly. She just looks friendly. Maybe her boobs gives her confidence, I dunno. Yeah, I basically agreed on every deal and signed everything. The thing is I don't even know what they are. I think I got a credit card. I also got a free shirt. It's too bad she's over 30 even though she looks like mid/late 20s. Man I wish I didn't tell her that my parents want me to open an account so they can give me an allowance each month. I was thinking to ask her, "yeah maybe you can take me out or something and pay for my meal and drive me in your expensive car. Then afterwards maybe we can go to my bachelor pad and help me clean my room." So basically, Wells Fargo, I'm banking.


On a side note:
My phone is dead. I kinda killed it. I was on the verge of raging and so I kinda tapped my phone on my steering wheel. Phone looks same but doesn't do anything. Seriously though, it was a pretty gentle tap. You know one of those just kidding kinda rage thing. Like you're pissed but you decide a the last second to not to break anything. Well it still broke.