Bubble Boy

So today, on the court, this one guy smelled funky. Best part is I had to guard him. I guarded him for two games straight and after I came home I couldn't wash the smell of him off me. But during the whole game we're all laughing about how bad he smelled. And the whole time I was thinking take a shower or something. But I come home and everything was so clear. This guy wants to smell good but clearly it's unwashable. So in the end, I just feel sorry for this guy and I tried to think of a solution for this guy. And I thought of maybe he should make a bubble around him like Bubble Boy. I don't know if you guys seen the movie, but it's a boy that is so sensitive that he had to have a bubble around him to protect him from every day life. So just imagine the exact opposite, which is this guy smells so bad that we need to protect everyday life from him. I think I'm become a better person already.