White Parties

Well as most of you know, I grew up with white people. I went to an all white school. There are ranches across the street from me. Horses feed on the yard next to mine. Yes, I am very comfortable being with white people. However, I will never go to a white party ever. The last time I went to a white party, I had a white girl with an Asian fetish hit on me. She got drunk fast and started doing things like grinding on my lap. Yes, you heard it right. This was not acceptable because for one it hurt because she was doing it so hard. I'm talking about a third leg or anything. Seriously, she was grinding that on my thigh. She also was not attractive. I think she thought I was too shy to make the move, you know the usual Asian stereotype. Eventually I got to eat her food because she's Jewish or something so she couldn't eat pork and you know how I love sausage. Yeah she ordered a breakfast meal at Denny's and only ate the eggs and tatters. Doug and I split the meat. Moral of the story is, I'm an ugly girl magnet. This is the one of many ugly girl stories.