Locker Room Stories

So yesterday, I went to the gym early to buy a locker before class. As I was leaving the locker room, I saw a blind. I tried to hug the right wall to avoid him but instead he just tapped his stick into my leg. I said my appologies and headed towards my swimming class. In my class, half the people can't swim. I'm a horrible swimmer, but just because I can do some lazy strokes, I'm better than half the class. And there's this chiselled black guy that can't swim. I mean he's like 6'2 190 lb super lean. Yet he can't float on water. Also that huge asian gymnist girl that can bench press more than me is in my class. I tried to not piss her off. But anyways, the class was fun, and I go back to my locker room to change to workout before class. That's when I saw the blind dude completely naked slappy his "stick" side to side to make his way. This time, I really did not want to get slapped and I jumped out of the way. The only thing that was going through my mind was, "Life is Beautiful."